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cattheklutz:

I really hope my friends know that I am fully aware that I’m an annoying, obnoxious little shit™ and that although all I want is to make people laugh and smile I probably just make them sigh with annoyance most of the time because trust me I am fully aware and low-key high-key hate almost every action I commit to👌

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May 05, 2016

sofialamb:

*hears 50s music* nice fallout reference *sees desert* it’s the mojave *sees robots* wow the institute are here *hears someone say “vault”* god I love fallout too 

(Source: prevsofialamb, via fish-mouth)

Apr 15, 2016

Before You Follow…

facts-i-just-made-up:

This Blog Posts:

  • NSFW, and several other letters.
  • Untagged Gore, and other former vice presidents.
  • Hardcore Pornography of fish, slugs and rotifera.
  • Graphic Nudity of invisible people.
  • Hate Speech against all forms of parasitic foot infections and fungus.
  • Profanity and Vulgarity, including the ð-word.
  • Spoilers, including clotting agents and mold.

Please Do Not Follow If:

  • You are Anti-Vacs. Vacuums are just as legitimate as brooms and mops.
  • You think Races aren’t real. There are many, including the Tour de France.
  • You are Pro-Life. All life is evil and should be exterminated.
  • You are Pro-Choice. USDA Choice is inferior to USDA Prime.
  • You don’t believe in God, and furthermore that I am God.
  • You are offended by offensive things that offend you.

I Tag:

  • People who are not yet “It.”
  • Yak ears and other livestock parts.
  • Days in German.
  • Pillows, and those tags can’t be removed except by the consumer.
  • Items for sale.

Only Follow If:

  • You are over 81.
  • You are human, humanoid, or neither.
  • You remember what this is:
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  • You are the 1%. Not a rich person, you must be an actual percentage.
  • You support. I don’t care what but you must be load-bearing.

Finally:

  • Caterpillars
Feb 15, 2016

fallout 4 dlc ideas

riotpunch:

  • the mega romance dlc: adds nick valentine and deacon, allows you to smooch your romantic interest(s), adds extra dialogue 
  • paladin danse redemption dlc in which he can be recruited into any of the other factions after his personal quest like coME ON 
  • i wanna build more shit dlc 
  • the return of butch deloria 
  • deacon gets a personal quest dlc 
  • pre-war dlc in which you’re sitting in traffic for three hours outside of boston airport. that’s literally the entire dlc. hope u brought blast radius with u 
  • fisto 

(Source: riotpunch-archive, via stop-right-there-criminal-scum)

Jan 10, 2016

werewolfau:

joshfoley:

stillvisions-reblogs:

lokiloo:

I hate hate HATE all those 2edgy 4me theories about kids shows. Like Angelica dreaming up the rugrats, or the ed, edd, and eddy children being ghosts, or literally anything that takes a lighthearted and fun kids show and has to turn it into some tragic take of rape or murder or misinformed mental illness.

So you know what? From now on I’m gonna do the exact opposite. Every cool grim-dark show is now because of a bunch of children. To get us started:

Game of Thrones: A middle-school DnD campaign with the most angry, vindictive DM who has promised to kill everyone’s player characters (and their family) by the end.


Batman: A moody teenager writes revenge fantasies into their diary after their bag went missing for an hour. Most of the bad guys are personifications of his teachers classmates (Joker is the class clown who they suspect stole the bag as a joke, Riddler is the math teacher etc.) and his stories swing from super grimdark to light and goofy based on his mood for that day. 

Puella Magi Madoka Magica: a very morbid five year old tells her alarmed and slightly horrified father a story using sailor moon figurines and a very irritable cat as her actors

i would read the shit outta that batman one though, like, today

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Dec 27, 2015

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